Owie

I am a giant baby about pain. I told my doctor I would be. That said, I have a good 5-6" incision through my abdominal wall. Every time I go to use those muscles, I just about scream. Do you know how often you use those? Any clue? Let's just say that if I am …

Results

Well, surgery did not go exactly as planned. Forgive me for the multiple spelling errors that we sure to follow as I am a little drugged. Apparently, there were a bunch of complications and she ended up having to cut me open instead of doing it laparoscopically. Just my luck. It HURTS. I don't remember …